In a Out of the Closet store, a sign posted saying, "We have gay porn!"
Grandma: "Go ask the guy for one."
Me: "Why?"
Grandma: "I’m just curious how guys get off to other guys."

Dad, rushing in my room: "YOU ARE WATCHING PORN AREN’T YOU!!!"
Me: "No, Dad! I’m gaming."
Dad: "You sissy…"

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divine_dido

My dad talking about accidentally downloading porn off Limewire. "…so I watched it about 11 or 12 times and then deleted it."

Submitted by: Mr President

Me: If I was in a movie, would you ever watch it?"
Dad: "I don’t watch porn."

Submitted by: Grace

Me: "Mom, I found this in [brother]‘s room. It’s a porno…"
Mom: "Did you watch it?"
Me: "Just enough to know what it was."
Mom: Without even blinking, "Did you learn anything?"
Me: "…"
Mom: "Go put it back."

Submitted by: CrazycoolMom

Mom, after gagging while brushing her teeth: Man. I would have never made it as a pornstar.

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Me: I don’t see why I can’t have innocent sleepovers with boys.
Dad: I don’t want you having sex with boys!
Me: But I can have sleepovers with girls… is sex with girls OK?
Dad: Only if you videotape it and I get a share of the profits.

Submitted by: Leigh

Mom: They’re listening to porn!

Me: Mom, it’s Bloodhound Gang not porn

While a friend and I were reading a hilarious Facebook post, laughing hysterically, my grandfather shouts from the living room, “You two had better not be looking at porn!”