Anna’s Crazy Dad Said
Me: Dad, can I get some juice out of the cupboard?
Dad: Only if you can squeeze it hard enough.
Submitted by: Anna
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Me: Dad, can I get some juice out of the cupboard?
Dad: Only if you can squeeze it hard enough.
Submitted by: Anna
(When I showed her Kanye’s new video.)
Mom: "That is very different. But I think Taylor Swift should have appeared right in the middle of it."
Submitted by: Alonaki
Dad: "He who pees into the wind becomes his own wet wipe."
Submitted by: Molly
Mom: How are you feeling?
Me: My knees hurt…
Mom: I asked how you were feeling, not how your profession is going.
Submitted by: Turpy
Dad: (To my mom) “You’re as sharp as a bowling ball!”
Mom: “HA! Bowling balls aren’t SHARP!” (Smug look on her face)
Submitted by: D.K.