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Crazy Things Parents Say 

Anna’s Crazy Dad Said

Aug. 31, 2010

Me: Dad, can I get some juice out of the cupboard?
Dad: Only if you can squeeze it hard enough.

Submitted by: Anna

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Alonaki’s Crazy Mom Said

Aug. 21, 2010

(When I showed her Kanye’s new video.)
Mom: "That is very different. But I think Taylor Swift should have appeared right in the middle of it."

Submitted by: Alonaki

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Molly’s Crazy Dad Said

Aug. 4, 2010

Dad: "He who pees into the wind becomes his own wet wipe."

Submitted by: Molly

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Turpy’s Crazy Mom Said

May. 7, 2010

Mom: How are you feeling?
Me: My knees hurt…
Mom: I asked how you were feeling, not how your profession is going.

Submitted by: Turpy

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D.K.

Feb. 6, 2010

Dad: (To my mom) “You’re as sharp as a bowling ball!”
Mom: “HA! Bowling balls aren’t SHARP!” (Smug look on her face)

Submitted by: D.K.

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