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Grandma: You'll have to help me on the computer Sunday since Monday's a holiday and I don't think the Internet works on holidays, does it?

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The.Fox

Mom: I've got a worm in my computer, I'm going to have to bring it in.
Dad: Screw that, I'm not paying money for them to do something I can do myself!
Mom: What?
Dad: All I have to do is take it apart and pull the worm out, right? Can't imagine how it could have crawled in there though.

(My mom just learning to text)
Mom: "I really don’t like this T9 crap, i was texting your uncle cause he needed his pants hemmed. T9 made me put ‘i will sex them for you!’"

Mom: "I hate the internet. I can’t even google Jeff Bridges without it giving me ‘FIND HOT P&$#Y NOW.’"

Mom: "I swear if you don’t go with Dad tomorrow I’ll sell you on Craigslist."

Grandpa: "Swear at it. That’ll make it it work better."

(While playing Left for Dead 2 with Dad)
Dad: "This game is awesome kiddo – you didn’t tell me these things look like your mom when she’s screaming at me – only I can take her head off while she’s doing so!"

Dad: "What is with this game?This looks NOTHING like Star Wars!"
Me: "Dad, that’s Final Fantasy"

Dad: "Is Amanda Bynes older than 18?"
Mom: "Yeah."
Dad: "Awesome! That means I can google her!"

Me: "Why do you add LOL at the end of all of your texts? Most of them aren’t funny."
Mom: "Doesn’t it mean Lots Of Love?"