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Talking to my parents about marriage.
Mom: Love never ends.
Dad: The sex does, however.
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Talking to my parents about marriage.
Mom: Love never ends.
Dad: The sex does, however.
Submitted by: DT
That’s one way to dissuade your kids from getting married.
“And then Mom smacked Dad”
No kidding. I would smack him, i can tell you that!
“And that’s how the sex ended for good”
Mom: Maybe for YOU it did….
It certainly didn’t end for my parents……. I turn up the TV at night for a reason……
ughh, that’s why i got skullcandy headphones, lmao. X_X saved me a great deal of mental trauma.
Same. We can’t visit my parents without some kind of noise pollution going on to drown it out. O_o You would think they would at least keep it down for company.
It’s at times like these that i put my hand over my ears and shout, “LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN”T HEAR YOU, YOU PERVS!! LA LA LA LA LA!”