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Talking to my parents about marriage.

Mom: Love never ends.
Dad: The sex does, however.

Submitted by: DT

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» 9 Sassbacks

  1. Chelsey says:

    That’s one way to dissuade your kids from getting married.

  2. MLD says:

    “And then Mom smacked Dad”

  3. sdfgyhu says:

    No kidding. I would smack him, i can tell you that!

  4. Gonesoft says:

    “And that’s how the sex ended for good”

  5. Library Tech. says:

    Mom: Maybe for YOU it did….

  6. Juaki says:

    It certainly didn’t end for my parents……. I turn up the TV at night for a reason……

    • librarygirl says:

      ughh, that’s why i got skullcandy headphones, lmao. X_X saved me a great deal of mental trauma.

      • Serena says:

        Same. We can’t visit my parents without some kind of noise pollution going on to drown it out. O_o You would think they would at least keep it down for company.

  7. Zero says:

    It’s at times like these that i put my hand over my ears and shout, “LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN”T HEAR YOU, YOU PERVS!! LA LA LA LA LA!”


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