Anon
Dad: “You know, my will stipulates that if you guys put me in a retirement home, you don’t receive any inheritance.”
Submitted by: dunno source
« Previous Chunky | Anon Next »
» 7 Sassbacks
-
Recent Comments
Patrick on Sarah’s Crazy Dad S… zangan on Thatmakesmefeelloved’s D… gryphœmia on Sarah’s Crazy Dad S… Poochner on Sarah’s Crazy Dad S… abden on Sarah’s Crazy Dad S…
Hmm, that’s what my mom said to me..
thats protecting your Ass-ets.
If my parents try to pull that, I’ll just have to make do without it.
Just sign the will I gave you!
That’s not a correct usage of the word “stipulate.”
My dad told me today if he gets to the point where he would need to be put in a home to take him out back and shoot him. People wonder why I’m off my nut, he’s exhibit F. Mom’s exhibits A-E.
I like your style.