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Me: (Reading Trivial Pursuit question) “What non-white body part does a polar bear cover while hunting?”

Mom: “His penis!”

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  1. Pamela D. says:

    What’s the correct answer?

  2. heidrance says:

    Must..resist….urge…to answer….trivia…..
    Dammit!

    His nose! A polar bear hides his nose!
    (Sorry – I can never resist!)

  3. Gdog4evr says:

    That’s only when the bear is milf hunting.

  4. stycond says:

    …except it’s a bullshit myth

    • Gdog4evr says:

      no, it’s completely accurate; if you show a milf your penis to early, she’ll try to run away. Found out the hard way.

    • heidrance says:

      Of course it’s a myth. But it’s the answer Trivial Pursuit wanted. There are whole websites devoted to correcting incorrect Trivial Pursuit info.

  5. kate says:

    what does milf mean


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