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Mom: Don’t answer the phone. I heard on the radio that if you answer, the Democrats will steal your credit card number and charge it up for their campaign.
Me: I find that hard to believe, but you can prevent that by never giving your credit card number to anyone who calls you on the phone. That’s good advice, whoever’s calling.
Mom: The Democrats get your number, anyway. I don’t know how they do it, but the do.
If this were “identity theives,” it would be merely run-of-the-mill crazy. But Democrats? An organization whose fundraising is closely monitored to detect fraud/conflict of interest? That’s like saying “Don’t go into police stations, you might get mugged.”
Political contributions monitored for conflict of interest?
BWAHA HA HA
Well, conflict of interest has a pretty narrow definition in the political world. What I meant was stuff like bribery for votes and that sort of thing; obviously no one stops them from taking huge campaign contributions from various lobbies.
i like you george
Ugh. Sounds like my mom’s ex boyfriend.
Does your mom also wear tinfoil hats to stop the evil CIA tree-squirrel people from stealing her thoughts?
Wait ’til she discovers that the Pope owns the printed word (Index, Roman alphabet), and that the Kenyan-Hawaiian Muslim owns all money (Arabic numerals). Oooweee!
Let me guess, you’re mom is a republican?!
Let ME guess, your mother is simply insane? Lol, of all the conspiracy theories… Does she think that 9/11 had Senators driving the planes and that a bomb was blown inside the Pentagon instead of an aeroplane crashing into it?
Not Senators…. That would be WAY too obvious. Government conspiracies require a certain level of plausible deniability.
And this is exactly how Bush got voted into the white house.
THIS.
that makes sense? Bush…the R is for Democrat
“This campaign was made possible by the National Security Agency in partnership with the USA PATRIOT Act. NSA: We’re always listening.”
NSA: No Such Agency
or that’s what they want you to think…
republicans scare me
Good ol’ GOP FUD tax dollars at work
is ur mum paranoid ???
Somebody’s been told too many conspiracy theories…
Yes, we have your number.
That’s why Americans have bad reputations
sadly, it is people like this that make us look so bad.
Lol I spotted a typo. ***SPELLING NAZI*** “I don’t know how they do it, but the do.” It should be “they” not “the”.
what, the fuck.
OMG I thought my mom was the only one. You have my sympathy.
republicans scare me. honestly. ive never met one, but it seems to me all they care about is money and jesus and how jesus can get you money.
Hypocritical liberals scare me. They don’t realize that they’re saying the exact same things as the “scary” republicans.
Sorry, but no Democrat I’ve ever met (and I’ve met a lot) uses Jesus as a justification for discrimination, or is all about greedily grabbing up cash for yourself and screw everyone else.
I’ve met that sort among both parties.
Fortunately, I’ve never put stock in parties. I prefer to look at politicians’ stances on issues and their record regarding those stances.
Because, honestly, even our “liberal” Democratic party is a bit right-wing compared to the rest of the world, and most politicians seem to be out for themselves instead of their constituents anyway.
Bill Maher said it best: In America, we have a center-right party and a batshit insane right party.
Proof Republicans are paranoid morons.
Good lord… I would like to think that no adult could be that ignorant and idiotic… Unfourtunatly, I’ve met too many of them that are.
Someone’s been listening to Rush Limbaugh…
But that aside, funny stuff. There are crazies on both sides
(but I’d like to think that Democrats have a few less crazies…)
I feel bad for the submitter though :-/
Sounds like someone’s been watching Glenn Beck again.
Sounds like my dad haha. Only he would give me a five-minute lecture on it. Yeah, let’s just say he always gets the tv at 5:00 to watch Hannity and The O’Rielly Factor. I agree with what they have to say, I’m just not crazy about it like he is. I mean, why do conservatives have to be so uptight?? Goshhh. It annoys me.