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Me: Dad, my friend has a german shepard they’re trying to get pregnant, and I was wondering if…
Dad: No, I already told you that I don’t do that bestiality stuff anymore.

I was just going to ask about a puppy…

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  1. Beth says:

    And a good thing indeed, but then again who wouldn’t want a litter of puppies as siblings?

  2. MUFFINZ!!!:D says:

    ANYMORE?

  3. Trogdor says:

    OH WHY??

  4. Lisa says:

    Please don´t backyard breed.

  5. Natty says:

    This is amazing. xD I lol’d so much.

  6. MLD says:

    And then you whimpered, ran to your room, and frantically searched the internet for brain bleach.

  7. cynic8 says:

    lol that’s something i’d say…

  8. jeff says:

    Well….unless she’s a really hot bitch…

  9. ajohnson153 says:

    Honestly I am more worried about the “I already told you” part than the “Anymore” part. Or maybe it’s just the combination of the two.

  10. Someone says:

    German shepherd no.
    Wolfhound? Maybe…

  11. Dawn says:

    lol

    Now that’s an effective way of saying, ‘no, you can’t have a puppy and don’t ever ask again.’

  12. Goodbar says:

    Wow his last girlfriend before his mom must have been DAMN UGLY!!!

  13. God says:

    Ohh yes! Fucking hilarious ha ha :D Although entirely creepy… ):

  14. Confused. says:

    …what.

  15. Brian-M says:

    It might just be a Freudian Slip, saying “bestiality” when he meant “animal husbandry”. (But then again… maybe not.) :)

  16. J.A.L. says:

    Sounds like he was just trying to really creep “anon” out…and be sidesplittingly hilarious. Probably successful on the first objective, and definitely so on the second.

  17. LIz says:

    OMG I laughed so hard at this I started to cry!!

  18. hairy otter says:

    oh my god.


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