anon
Me: Dad, my friend has a german shepard they’re trying to get pregnant, and I was wondering if…
Dad: No, I already told you that I don’t do that bestiality stuff anymore.
I was just going to ask about a puppy…
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Me: Dad, my friend has a german shepard they’re trying to get pregnant, and I was wondering if…
Dad: No, I already told you that I don’t do that bestiality stuff anymore.
I was just going to ask about a puppy…
And a good thing indeed, but then again who wouldn’t want a litter of puppies as siblings?
ANYMORE?
Yeah, it would have been a really witty reply, but that last word changes everything…
On the contrary, it makes the witty reply even better. You’re weird…
OH WHY??
Please don´t backyard breed.
This is amazing. xD I lol’d so much.
And then you whimpered, ran to your room, and frantically searched the internet for brain bleach.
lol! What has been heard cannot be unheard
lol that’s something i’d say…
WHY!!?
Well….unless she’s a really hot bitch…
Honestly I am more worried about the “I already told you” part than the “Anymore” part. Or maybe it’s just the combination of the two.
German shepherd no.
Wolfhound? Maybe…
lol
Now that’s an effective way of saying, ‘no, you can’t have a puppy and don’t ever ask again.’
Wow his last girlfriend before his mom must have been DAMN UGLY!!!
Ohh yes! Fucking hilarious ha ha
Although entirely creepy… ):
…what.
It might just be a Freudian Slip, saying “bestiality” when he meant “animal husbandry”. (But then again… maybe not.)
Sounds like he was just trying to really creep “anon” out…and be sidesplittingly hilarious. Probably successful on the first objective, and definitely so on the second.
OMG I laughed so hard at this I started to cry!!
oh my god.