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Dad: “If someone ever tries to rape you, poop yourself and scream fire at the top of you lungs…”
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“Well Dad, I’ll probably have pooped myself already, so I just need to scream fire? I think I can do that….”
He’s actually right about screaming Fire.
yep. People who think they’re in danger themselves are more likely to react.
WHat it is is that if they hear FIRE they try to see the fire and what’s going on. If you yell Help, they don’t want to get sucked in ( so to speak). It’s called Bystander Effect.
lovely advice….
I showed this to a co-worker. She said she’d rather be raped . . .
Then she obviously never has.
Touché.
I took a self-defense class where the instructor said the same thing!
what if i don’t have to poop? i mean, i’m a once a day kinda girl.. maybe i’ll have to increase my fiber intake… just in case.
Oooh..I think that with that amount of fear, you’d have to do everything possible to suppress it! Never heard of being ‘scared shitless’?
lol if you have gas instead put a liter to it and let her rip. then you say fire!
lighter**
Now THAT is awesome! Lol!
that actually sounds like good advice.
I’ve heard the fire thing before….but not the pooping yourself part. I guess you’d just have to hope they’re not german! lol
Disgusting, but sadly true.
If someone tries to abduct you by threatening you with a weapon, don’t go with them and scream for help because:
- If they want to take you somewhere else, it means they don’t feel safe (they’re afraid someone will show up and help you)
- If they don’t plan to kill you after abducting you, then they probably won’t kill you for resisting the abduction either.
And never turn your back and run when your attacker can just chase after you and get you. Better neutralize him first if you can.
punch them in the nuts! (and or uterus)
Wait… AND/or uterus? I get the or, but it’s that “and” that worries me.
Its possible, they’re called hermaphrodites.
Is it bad that I read ‘neutarize’ him first?
I wonder if screaming “bomb” these days would get better results.
Nope..then everyone will be running away from the screams, not towards it to help.
so true
This is my approach to EVERYTHING.
Is he speaking from experience?
That is exactly what my accountant said I should do if i get audited.
zing
Hmmm sounds like the next big thing. Someone needs to do realistic how-to tape for youtube.
What if I am being bum raped? I won’t be able to poo!
better yet, tht stops the rape altogether! :O
Defecating yourself won’t work. In fact, it’s been known to make some rapists so angry they make their victim eat it.
Screaming “FIRE” is what I always heard. Also clawing their eyes and other soft parts.
Yeah, I’m gonna need a cite on that first bit.
You would want a ‘site’ too, wouldn’t you…
I may or may not have pooped myself after reading this… maybe someone will come in with TP if i yell fire…