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1. Starcat says:

   November 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm

   Nah… They just lick all the butter. And they leave little patterns on the butter to let you know they approve.

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   • Bonnie says:

     November 27, 2009 at 8:06 pm

     NO, you dummy! They eat you’re CHEEZEBURGERS and don’t tell you!

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   • Calli says:

     November 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm

     I’m so glad someone else owns a cholesterol cat, too. Now I know I’m not alone.

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2. cynic8 says:

   November 24, 2009 at 9:45 pm

   because it is soooo much better if they told you (leaving questions towards your sanity…)

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   • BobTheChickenSaysMoo says:

     December 16, 2009 at 7:30 pm

     You mean they DON’T usually tell you that stuff? I’ll have to tell Mittens to quit it..

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3. Rich says:

   November 24, 2009 at 11:07 pm

   Yeah, dogs are much better. Dogs tell you when they pee in the butter. Wait, what?

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   • StarGirl says:

     November 30, 2009 at 1:18 am

     LMAO

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4. George says:

   November 25, 2009 at 12:08 am

   sounds like someone had an “experience” in the past

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5. Fima says:

   November 25, 2009 at 2:08 am

   Cat… Did you pee in my butter? it’s cool if you did… but, y’know, you better tell me…

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   • Sam says:

     November 27, 2009 at 10:10 pm

     Thanks Fima, I LOL’d.

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   • purdlemeow says:

     December 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm

     (cat to hoomin) No, no, it was the HAMSTER! The HAMSTER! I swear it! Srsly!

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6. Meowth says:

   November 25, 2009 at 9:10 am

   I would never do anything of the sort!

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   • WMDKitty says:

     November 25, 2009 at 7:17 pm

     Neither would I, it’d be a waste of perfectly good butter.

     Besides, peeing on the pillowcases is so much more effective.

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     • Meowth says:

       November 30, 2009 at 12:50 pm

       Exactly! And I always make sure the humans know that I am displeased!

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7. Dev says:

   November 25, 2009 at 9:20 am

   Understandable. I pee in the butter and don’t tell anyone…

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8. MUFFINZ!!!:D says:

   November 25, 2009 at 11:42 am

   No Wonder My Toast Tasted So Weird The Other Morning…

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9. Bread says:

   December 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm

   And a dog would?

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10. Megan says:

    January 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Wouldn’t you notice the buttery pawprints leading AWAY from the butter dish?

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11. Kiwi says:

    February 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    No…

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