Iguana-Baby
While watching the video of my birth my mother exclaimed at the sight of me “Oh good, she looks like a baby”
Dad & the Doctor” What did you think she’d look like?”
Mom: “An iguana”
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Tell your mom to stop sleeping with Trandoshans (Star Wars reference).
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!11!!1!one!!1
… I don’t even know what to day to this…
Good drugs, eh?
Yup. Must’ve been some gooood shit.
Is there something your mother needs to share with your father?
Were you born in 1984? Was your mom a big fan of the original “V” mini-series? My older brother thought I was going to be a lizard baby, too.
V ref FTW!! *highfive*
She said she always watched the birthing videos in 1987 and said all the babies looked like lizards. She was happy I looked normal.
You ever watch those Miracle of Birth films? The birth of what appears to be a vaguely reptilian plastic bag covered in blood, screaming and slit-eyed?
Tell me they don’t look like iguanas.
Perhaps the mother in question (who actually made that statement seconds after said birth) was just stunned that instead of a shrieking reptile, the creature in the incubator was not only beautiful, dry, and quiet, but was already making a list of things she was going to sue the doctor for as soon as she got her law degree….
“Congratulations, Mrs. Smith, it’s a lizard.”
The effects of pot on a pregnant woman.
I’m pretty sure she got confused about there being a tail. @-@
My mom had dreams she was giving birth to animals while she was preggers
“If it’s a crocodile, can we name it Steve?”